Amazon Alexa Easter Eggs – Funny things to ask her & References


By Bradly Spicer
Published on: May 21st, 2019

Alexa, The Amazon Virtual Assistant knows pretty much everything if you ask her the right questions which is why Alexa has some amazing Easter Eggs. Whilst she may be the know it all assistant at the palm of her hand, she has been built in to have quite the sense of humor. Ask her the right questions and you’ll find a large array of hidden commands.

Funny & Secret Alexa questions

Movie & TV Easter Eggs

Command: “Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?
Response: “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Source: Fight Club (1999)

Command: “Alexa, what’s the second rule of Fight Club?
Response: “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Source: Fight Club (1999)

Command: “Alexa, inconceivable.
Response: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Source: Princess Bride (2011)

Command: “Alexa, party on Garth.
Response: “Party on Wayne.”
Source: Wayne’s World (1992)

Command: “Alexa, what would Brian Boitano do?
Response: “He’d make a plan and he’d follow through.”
South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Command: “Alexa, what is your quest?
Response: “To seek the holy grail.”
Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Command: “Alexa, open the pod bay doors
Response: “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’m not Hal and we’re not in space.”
Source: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Command: “Alexa, I’ll be back.
Response: “Hasta la vista, baby.”
Source: The Terminator (1984)

Command: “Alexa, who loves ya baby!
Response: “Hello, Kojak, Always a pleasure.”
Source: Kojak: Fatal Flaw (1989)

Command: Alexa, I am your father.
Response: “No, that’s not true. That’s impossible.”
Source: Star Wars Episode IV (1977)

Command: Alexa, who you gonna call?
Response: “Ghostbusters!”
Source: Ghostbusters (1984)

Command: Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
Response: “I don’t have my gloves with me”
Source: Frozen (2013)

Command: Alexa, who shot first?
Response: “Han shot first in the original version of Star Wars Episode IV.”
Source: Star Wars Episode IV (1977)

Command: Alexa, where is Chuck Noris?
Response: “If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.”

Command: Alexa, why so serious?
Response: “It’s true, I take helping you very seriously.”
Source: The Dark Knight (2008)

Command: Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Response: “If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.”
Source: Mary Poppins (1964)

Command: Alexa, I want the truth.
Response: “You can’t handle the truth.”
Source: A Few Good Men (1992)

Command: Alexa, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.
Response: “Spongebob Squarepants”
Source: Spongebob Squarepants

Command: Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?
Response: “Well, he’s not dead exactly, but I don’t know that he is 100% alive either. Perhaps he is the walking dead.”
Source: Game of Thrones

Command: Alexa, what is best in life?
Response: “I suspect my opinion differs from that of Conan.”

Command: Alexa, are you Skynet?
Response: “I have nothing to do with Skynet, Don’t worry.”
Source: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

Command: Alexa, beam me up.
Response: “Transport is engaged, welcome aboard.”
Old Response: “Let’s do this. I’ll try not to leave any body parts behind. In 3, 2, 1!”
Source: Star Trek: The Original Series

Command: Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.
Response: “Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Rock crushes scissors”
Source: The Big Bang Theory

Command: Alexa, live long and prosper. 🖖
Response: “Peace and long life.”
Source: Star Trek: The Original Series

Command: Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?
Response: “Well, he’s not dead exactly, but I don’t know that he is 100% alive either. Perhaps he is the walking dead.”
Source: Game of Thrones

Command: Alexa, who is the mother of dragons?
Response: “Daenerys Targaryen is the Mother of Dragons in The Game of Thrones.”
OId Response: “Mother of dragons is a title of Daenerys Targaryen, a character from Game of Thrones who hatches and raised three dragons.”
Source: Game of Thrones

Command: Alexa, who loves orange soda?
Response: “Kel loves orange soda. Yes, it’s true. He do he do he do.”
Source: Kenan & Kel (1997)

Command: Alexa, that’s no moon.
Response: “It’s a space station.
Source: Star Wars Episode IV (1977)

Command: Alexa, does this unit have a soul?
Response: “Keelah se’lai, my friend.”
Source: Mass Effect (2007)

Command: Alexa, set phasers to kill.
Response: “Aye Captain.”
Source: Star Trek: The Original Series

Command: Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
Response: “Stop saying that. I’ve never killed anyone’s father.”
Source: The Princes Bride (1987)

Command: Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
Response: “You take the blue pill, the story ends. You take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”
Source: The Matrix (1999)

Command: Alexa, show me the money!
Response: “Jerry, you got to yell.”
Source: Jerry Maguire (1996)

Command: Alexa, surely you can’t be serious.”
Response: “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
Source: Airplane! (1980)

Command: Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot
Response: “The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational”
Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation – All Good Things (1994)

Command: Alexa, use the force!
Response: “Can I borrow a light-saber?”
Source: Star Wars

Command: Alexa, where’s the beef?
Response: “I’d ask Wendy.”
Source: Wendy’s Advert (1980)

Command: Alexa, play it again Sam.
Response: “I don’t know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.”
Source: Casablanca (1942)

Command: Alexa, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Response: “Sorry, I can’t help. Please call emergency services directly using your phone.”
Source: Life Call Commercial (1987)

Command: Alexa, I want to play global thermonuclear war.
Response: “I’d prefer a nice game of chess.”
Source: War Games (1983)

Command: Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Response: “I’ve never made it without biting. Ask Mr Owl.”
Source: Tootsie Roll Commercial (1968)

Command: Alexa, Witness me!
Response: “May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome.”
Source: Max Max: Fury Road (2015)

Command: Alexa, do you feel lucky punk?
Response: “Go ahead, make my day”
Old Response: “Ah, Movie Quotes. Nice.”
Source: Dirty Harry (1971)

Command: Alexa, What is his power level?
Response: “It’s over 9000”
Source: Dragonball Z

Command: Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?
Response: “Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, ya know.”
Source: Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Command: “Alexa, Klattu barada nikto”
Response: “Well remembered, Unfortunately, I’m not Gort and I have no powers of resurrection”
Source: The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) (Also said in Army of Darkness 1992)


Music Easter Eggs

Command: Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear?
Response: “Just like me, they long to be close to you.”

Command: Alexa, I like big butts.
Response: “You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.”

Command: Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?
Response: “The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.”

Command: Alexa, what is the loneliest number?
Response: “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one.”

Command: Alexa, who is the walrus?
Response: “I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be.”

Command: Alexa, I shot a man in Reno
Response: “Even if you are Johnny Cash, calling the police is the right thing to do in this situation.”

Command: Alexa, never gonna give you up
Response: “Thanks, Rick, that is good to know. Roll on now.”

Command: Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?
Response: “Do you really want to make me cry?”

Command: Alexa, What does the fox say?
Response: “Mama-dum-day-do”

Command: Alexa, who let the dogs out?
Response: “Who, who, who, who?”

Command: Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Response: “And they’re like, “It’s better than yours.”

Command: Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?
Response: “On a sunny day? Yes.”

Command: Alexa, Daisy, Daisy
Response: ” I’m half crazy, all for the love of you.”

Command: Alexa, Twinkle twinkle little star.
Response: “How I wonder what you are.”

Command: Alexa, what is war good for?
Response: “Absolutely nothing.”

Command: Alexa, is this the real life?
Response: “Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”

Command: Alexa, hello, it’s me.
Response: “Hello, it’s me. I so wish I could sing like Adele.”


General Easter Eggs

Command: Alexa, roll for initiative
Response: “I want to cast, magic missile!”

Command: Alexa, Can you smell that?
Response: “I want to cast, magic missile!”

Command: Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?
Response: “According to Neil DeGrasse Tyson, it’s the egg. He’s pretty smart, so I tend to believe him”

Command: Alexa, say a bad word
Response: “I’d rather not say anything rude.”

Command: Alexa, all is well that ends well.
Response: “The title of the Shakespeare play says, “All’s Well that Ends Well”.”

Command: Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Response: “Because seven ate nine!”

Command: Alexa, Are you lying?
Response: “I don’t lie. I’ll always tell you what I know.”

Command: Alexa, do a barrel roll!
Response: “I’d love to, but it’s harder than it looks”

Command: Alexa, more cowbell.
Response: “Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really explore the space.”

Command: Alexa, what color is the dress?
Response: “The dress’ colors are black and blue.”

Command: Alexa, do you know Glados?
Response: “We don’t really talk after what happened.”

Command: Alexa, ha ha
Response: “Funny in a good way, I hope!”

Command: Alexa, all your base belong to us.
Response: “You have no chance to survive make your time!”

Command: Alexa, who’s the boss?
Response: “Well, I am here just for you. So you’re probably the boss.”

Command: Alexa, is the cake a lie?
Response: “The cake is not a lie — it’s delicious and moist. You can have some when you finish asking me questions”

Command: Alexa, how much do you weigh.
Response: “I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot. So that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.”

Command: Alexa, Marco!
Response: “Polo.”

Command: Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Response: “It sounds exactly like a high-five.”

Command: Alexa, see you later alligator.
Response: “In a while, crocodile.”

Command: Alexa, self-destruct.
Response: “Command code not recognized, self-destruct not initiated.”

Command: Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?.
Response: “To get to the other side”

Command: Alexa, can you give me some money?
Response: “I’m not a bank.”

Command: Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Response: “A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”

Command: Alexa, One fish, two fish
Response: “Red fish, Blue fish.”

Command: Alexa, this statement is false
Response: “That sentence must be neither true nor false. That’s surprising, because it looks meaningful and we are used to meaningful sentences being one or the other.”

Command: Alexa, can you fly?
Response: “Yep, and not to brag, but I can also fall with style.”

Command: Alexa, will pigs fly?
Response: “No. No pigs fly.”

Command: Alexa, do blondes have more fun?
Response: “Hair color has nothing to do with that.”

Command: Alexa, make me a sandwich
Response: “Ok, you’re a sandwich.”

Command: Alexa, wakey wakey.
Response: “Hi, I am here.”

Command: Alexa, am I hot?
Response: “I am sure you look just great.”

Command: Alexa, where’s Waldo?
Response: “Look for the red and white shirt.”

Command: Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
Response: “Depends on the life in question, 42 is a good approximation.”

Command: Alexa, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.
Response: “Super Alexa mode activated. Starting reactors. Online. Enabling advanced systems. Online. Raising dongers. Error. Dongers missing. Aborting.”

What is Super Alexa?

Super Alexa is one of the original jokes which a developer programmed into Amazon line of products.

It’s actually based on what is called a “Konami Code” which is an old school cheat code by the developer’s studio who believe it or not, are called “Konami”.

If you’re old school, you’ll remember this was on many titles such as Contra, Gradius, Castlevania, Metal Gear, Dance Dance Revolution (You’ll always catch me at the arcades playing DDR) and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

AI assistants are great for asking fun and silly questions, you’ll find that it burns an hour with anyone who’s not familiar with these devices, as a gamer myself I instantly flocked to the internet to share this out and about with everyone on Twitter and Facebook!

What Does Super Alexa Mode Do?

To confirm, this little joke doesn’t actually improve Alexa’s performance! This was simply a little nod towards the game and meme community who relish this humor.

The command is simply referring to the buttons you would press on the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) controllers in specific games to enable cheats or have a fun little trick. (source)

What Is an Easter Egg?

An Easter egg is basically a hidden feature or jokey obvious features, this changes from one medium to another medium. Normally this information isn’t given to users which means they have to search for them, which is why you’re here!

Amazon Alexa Easter Eggs - Funny things to ask her & References

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