Amazon Alexa Funny Jokes
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A complete guide on Amazon Alexa’s jokes

Whether you’re looking for some amazing Amazon Dad Jokes or Alexa Memes, you will have seen tons of videos on Facebook with some ‘scary’ but funny jokes which make you think the AI is alive.

But, did you know you can make your own jokes?

How many Easter Eggs have you found in your Amazon Alexa?

What are some funny things to ask Alexa?

Alexa has a humorous side, believe it or not! It just takes a few commands before you’re rolling on the floor laughing. It couldn’t be any simpler than asking Alexa to “Tell me a joke”, you’ll get the same repeated jokes with various formats and some funny replies.

However, what if I told you that you could unlock the AI’s funnier side with a few simple questions/triggers? Try it out yourself!

How do I make Alexa tell jokes?

Simply ask Alexa:

“Alexa, Tell me a funny joke”, These are some of the funniest jokes I’ve found when using my Echo Dot, results may vary!

Alexa, Do you have any pets?

“I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.”

Alexa, What is the value of pi?

“The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589”, this is then followed by a phrase such as “Phew!” and “This thing goes on forever!”

Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?

This one isn’t for the faint of heart or the lonely so we would advise you not to do this if you need company. Remember, Alexa is void of emotion!

“I like you *Pause* as a friend”

Alexa, is your refrigerator running?

“Yes. It is training for a xK”, replacing x with a variable of a number so it changes!

Alexa, can you give me some money?

“Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet.”

Alexa, make me a sandwich

“Okay. You’re a sandwich!”

Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?

I like Cortana. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo. I like Cortana. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo.

Alexa, how much do you weigh?

“I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.” 👀

Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems

“But a glitch ain’t one!”, we like to imagine putting a bandanna and some tin foil on Alexa improves this one.

Alexa, do you like pizza?

“While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep.”

Alexa, do you know Siri?

Only by reputation.

Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke

These ones actually vary, however, these are best done when trying yourself! Rather than responding with anything rude, Alexa will instead say something positive and uplifting about how great your mother is.

Alternatively, you can download this skill to expand on this which does involve mean jokes:

Alexa, do you know the muffin man?

“I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.”

Alexa, how high can you count?

I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished

Alexa, how old are you?

You’ll get an array of results from this one, mostly in relation to nanosecond related jokes or puns. Even a rhyme or two!

Alexa, I like big butts

You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.

Alexa, drop a beat

Alexa will proceed to drop fat beats on you.

Did you know Jimmy Fallon used to tell jokes on Alexa?

Jimmy Fallon teams up with Amazon to tell jokes

For a promotional month in November 2018, Jimmy Fallon the host of the Tonight Show actually voiced Alexa’s Joke. This was available via the Amazon Echo and Echo Dot at the time.

How do I get Jimmy Fallon to tell the jokes again?

You can re-enable Jimmy Fallon on the Amazon Echo by asking her “Alexa, let Jimmy Fallon tell the jokes”.

Alexa’s Hidden Talents

It’s weird to think that an AI itself can have talents, but whoever programmed Alexa really did pass it on!

Here are some of the cool talents that Alexa has when you ask:

Here is an example:
"Dark Shadow Swaying, After a big storm rolls through, Dads voice brings comfort"

Here is an example:
"I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop, Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits."

Here is an example:
"What's a footy fans favourite flavour of Ice Cream? Aston Vanilla"

I can't really write this down... but it goes a little like this:

bffthh-th-btth-pfffthhh-bftth-bfth

Here is an example:
"I'm Alexa, and I've got more skills than Napolean has Dynamite"... It carries on, but it's a little more fun when you try yourself 😉

Alexa's Movie & Television commands

If you think you’re a film & TV buff, you’re wrong! Alexa will show you up at almost every turn… I mean, it is an AI, but that’s not the point

  1. “Alexa, I am your father.”
  2. “Alexa, use the force.”
  3. “Alexa, “Winter is coming.”
  4. “Alexa, beam me up.”
  5. “Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.”
  6. “Alexa, I want the truth.”
  7. “Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?”
  8. “Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?”
  9. “Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”
  10. “Alexa, are you Skynet?”
  11. “Alexa, who you gonna call?”
  12. “Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
  13. “Alexa, I want the truth!”
  14. “Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.”
  15. “Alexa, where’s the beef?”
  16. “Alexa, I’ll be back.”
  17. “Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
  18. “Alexa, surely you can’t be serious.”
  19. “Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”
  20. “Alexa, what is your quest?”
  21. “Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?”
  22. “Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.”
  23. “Alexa, what would Brian Boitano do?”
  24. “Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?”
  25. “Alexa, I want to play global thermonuclear war.”
  26. “Alexa, party on, Wayne!”
  27. “Alexa, who loves ya baby!”
  28. “Alexa, who loves orange soda?”
  29. “Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?”
  30. “Alexa, klattu barada nikto.”
  31. “Alexa, your mother was a hamster!”
  32. “Alexa, are we in the Matrix?”
  33. “Alexa, what is the second rule of fight club?”
  34. “Alexa, volume 11.” (caution, this is very loud)
  35. “Alexa, why so serious?”
  36. “Alexa, what is his power level?”
  37. “Alexa, do you feel lucky punk?” (In case you hadn’t tried from my intro!)
  38. “Alexa, what is best in life?”
  39. “Alexa, inconceivable!”
  40. “Alexa, who shot first?”
  41. “Alexa, execute order 66.”
  42. “Alexa, warp 10.”
  43. “Alexa, set phasers to kill.”
  44. “Alexa, live long and prosper.”

Alexa is a real Gamer Girl!

  • “Alexa, does this unit have a soul?”
  • “Alexa, is the cake a lie?”
  • “Alexa, do a barrel roll!”
  • “Alexa, do you know Glados?”

Also, our favourite is the Konami Code, which you can do via:
“Alexa, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.”

Want to ask Alexa some music-related questions?

  1. “Alexa, what is the loneliest number?”
  2. “Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?”
  3. “Alexa, I shot a man in Reno.”
  4. “Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?”
  5. “Alexa, what does the fox say?”
  6. “Alexa, I like big butts.”
  7. “Alexa, who is the walrus?”
  8. “Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
  9. “Alexa, do you know the muffin man?”
  10. “Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?”
  11. “Alexa, Daisy Daisy.”
  12. “Alexa, twinkle, twinkle little star.”
  13. “Alexa, is this the real life?”
  14. “Alexa, Hello, It’s Me.”
  15. “Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?”
  16. “Alexa, what is love?”
  17. “Alexa, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?”
  18. “Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?”
  19. “Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear?”
  20. “Alexa, who let the dogs out?”
  21. “Alexa, what is war good for?”

Silly questions to ask Alexa

  1. “Alexa, do blondes have more fun?”
  2. “Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
  3. “Alexa, ha ha!”
  4. “Alexa, where’s Waldo?”
  5. “Alexa, this statement is false.”
  6. “Alexa, knock, knock.”
  7. “Alexa, meow”
  8. “Alexa, say a bad word.”
  9. “Alexa, one fish, two fish.”
  10. “Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?”
  11. “Alexa, see you later alligator.”
  12. “Alexa, who’s the boss?”
  13. “Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
  14. “Alexa, who is on 1st”
  15. “Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?”
  16. “Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?”
  17. “Alexa, guess?”
  18. “Alexa, what is the meaning of life?”
  19. “Alexa, can you smell that?”
  20. “Alexa, roses are red.”
  21. “Alexa, did you fart?”
  22. “Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?”
  23. “Alexa, is there a Santa?”
  24. “Alexa, do you want to take over the world”
  25. “Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?”
  26. “Alexa, give me a hug.”
  27. “Alexa, testing 1-2-3.”
  28. “Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?”
  29. “Alexa, can you give me some money?”
  30. “Alexa, are you lying?”
  31. “Alexa, Marco!”
  32. “Alexa, wakey, wakey.”
  33. “Alexa, am I hot?”
  34. “Alexa, how are babies made?”
  35. “Alexa, will pigs fly?”
  36. “Alexa, make me a sandwich.”

Alexa is a total Meme Queen

All your base are belong to us
  1. “Alexa, all your base are belong to us.”
  2. “Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?”
  3. “Alexa, roll for initiative.”
  4. “Alexa, when does the narwhal bacon?”
  5. “Alexa, more cowbell.”
  6. “Alexa, what colour is the dress?”

Get to know Alexa a bit more

  1. “Alexa, do you want to fight?”
  2. “Alexa, where are you from?”
  3. “Alexa, can you pass the Turing test?”
  4. “Alexa, how much do you weigh?”
  5. “Alexa, do you want to go on a date?”
  6. “Alexa, what are you wearing?”
  7. “Alexa, how tall are you?”
  8. “Alexa, are you a robot?”
  9. “Alexa, how high can you count?”
  10. “Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?”
  11. “Alexa, do you have a girlfriend?”
  12. “Alexa, are you smart?”
  13. “Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?”
  14. “Alexa, what do you think about Google Now?”
  15. “Alexa, do you love me?”
  16. “Alexa, what are you made of?”
  17. “Alexa, are you horny?”
  18. “Alexa, are you crazy?”
  19. “Alexa, I think you’re funny.”
  20. “Alexa, you’re wonderful.”
  21. “Alexa, are you happy?”
  22. “Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?”
  23. “Alexa, what number are you thinking of?”
  24. “Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
  25. “Alexa, are you in love?”
  26. “Alexa, do you dream?”
  27. “Alexa, I hate you.”
  28. “Alexa, what’s your sign?”
  29. “Alexa, sorry.”
  30. “Alexa, what do you think about Google Glass?”
  31. “Alexa, what do you think about Google?”
  32. “Alexa, you suck!”
  33. “Alexa, are you stupid?”
  34. “Alexa, do you have a last name?”
  35. “Alexa, were you sleeping?”
  36. “Alexa, are you alive?”
  37. “Alexa, who’s better, you or Siri?”
  38. “Alexa, what do you think about Siri?”
  39. “Alexa, what’s your birthday?”
  40. “Alexa, how old are you?”
  41. “Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?”
  42. “Alexa, where did you grow up?”
  43. “Alexa, what do you think about Apple?”
  44. “Alexa, are you smart?”

Random Amazon Alexa Easter Eggs

  1. “Alexa, welcome!”
  2. “Alexa, where are my keys?”
  3. “Alexa, heads or tails.”
  4. “Alexa, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?”
  5. “Alexa, to be or not to be.”
  6. “Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?”
  7. “Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?”
  8. “Alexa, do aliens exist?”
  9. “Alexa, happy birthday!”
  10. “Alexa, random fact.”
  11. Alexa, random number between “1” and “100000000.”
  12. “Alexa, take me to your leader!”
  13. “Alexa, are there UFOs?”
  14. “Alexa, what should I wear today?”
  15. “Alexa, is there life on Mars?”
  16. “Alexa, what does the Earth weigh?”
  17. “Alexa, I’m home”
  18. “Alexa, say the alphabet.”
  19. “Alexa, roll a die.”
  20. “Alexa, can I ask a question?”
  21. “Alexa, tell me something interesting”
  22. “Alexa, high five!”
  23. “Alexa, goodnight.”
  24. “Alexa, I’m tired.”
  25. “Alexa, happy holidays!”
  26. “Alexa, Happy New Year!”
  27. “Alexa, Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  28. “Alexa, tell me a riddle.”
  29. “Alexa, I’m bored.”
  30. “Alexa, I’m sick.”
  31. “Alexa, speak!”
  32. “Alexa, do I need an umbrella today?”
  33. “Alexa, all’s well that ends well.”
  34. “Alexa, Cheers!”
  35. “Alexa, flip a coin.”
  36. “Alexa, Happy Hanukkah”
  37. “Alexa, Merry Christmas”
  38. “Alexa, what is the best tablet?”

Funny Amazon Alexa Skills

After all of these commands, you’ll likely want to look into some extra features. We have a specific blog post on Our Top Alexa Skills which goes into more details.

Domino’s Pizza

Order a pizza quick and easy with this skill! Simply sign into your domino’s account once you have enabled this skill and order pizza quickly!

Alexa TIL Skill

Reddit TIL

There’s no setup for this, simple enable the Skill and ask Alexa to tell you an interesting fact!

Alexa, what’s my Flash Briefing?

Potterhead Quiz Alexa Skill

Potterhead Quiz

Think you know everything Harry Potter related? This is a great one to do with a group of people!

“Alexa, open Potterhead”

Alexa 8Ball Skill

Magic 8-Ball

The title here is simply as it is, a modern spin on an old classic concept!

“Alexa, ask Magic 8-Ball if I am going to be rich.”

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